WANTED: Wrench Turner Who Isn't a Tool
Who We Are: Empire Auto Service -- where we curse at stuck bolts, not customers. We're the shop your grandpa would approve of, with equipment he wouldn't recognize. Honest work, sharp tongues, zero BS with advanced tech and big integrity, not ego.
Who You Are: An experienced Tech or Apprentice (2nd-4th year) who can mount a tire without mounting an existential crisis. You've got your own tools and actually know which end of the wrench goes where. When your toolbox needs fattening up, we've got hookups that'll make your wallet weep tears of joy.
Must speak English fluently -- grunting and pointing doesn't cut it when explaining to old Mrs. Johnson why her "little noise" costs $800.
The Gig:
- Fix cars from tires to transmissions (accurately and safely, not just good enough)
- Manage/plan your tasks with a timely and orderly manner (use your noggin)
- Perform maintenance without complaining it's beneath you
- Talk to humans without making them cry (out of frustration)
What's In Your Toolbox Already:
- Automotive repair experience (YouTube doesn't count)
- Mechanical skills that don't involve duct tape and prayers
- Valid drivers license and your own tools
- Ability to show up and not be insufferable
What We're Offering:
- Pay based on actual skills and experience
- Mon-Fri + 4-day long weekends + summer short-day Fridays + extended Christmas break (because we're not monsters)
- RRSP & benefits
- Coworkers who won't make you fake sick to avoid them
Apply: Include a cover letter detailing your automotive repair experience and skills. Tell us what you can fix with confidence and convince us you're not a shop liability. Drivers abstract required at interview.